Once upon a time, there was a woman whose kitchen was the ugliest in the kingdom.
Every day, when she walked by the kitchen, she said to herself, “Oh, I surely wish I had some way to make my kitchen more beautiful.” But she had no money, and so the kitchen stayed just as it was.
And she was sad.
You could hardly blame her, can you, dear reader? Her kitchen was full of things from the 1980’s, and that’s enough to make anyone sad, don’t you think?